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Woman Passes Gas At Dollar Store and Then Things Got Bad!

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We cant make this stuff up folks.

A Florida woman is facing aggravated assault charges after pulling a knife on a man who was offended by her flatulence.

As reported by apnews.com

 

 

 

DANIA BEACH, Fla. (AP) A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.

Citing a Broward Sheriffs Office report, the Miami Herald reports 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General Sunday night and upset a nearby customer. The report says the offended customer and Wilson then got into an argument in reference to the defendant farting loudly.

It says Wilson then pulled a small folding knife out of her purse and told the victim she was going to gut him while moving as if to attack him. Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
 

Its unclear if she has a lawyer.
Other articles say it was pretty pungent too!


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Hmmm,

It must be a tough life being a judge some-times...What would you say about that one ?...

"The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind"...

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Hope I'm upwind!

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Oh crap, forgot this. I had this little electronic device would say "fuck you" "Eat shit" "you're an asshole" and one other I forget. I got off work mid shift in a civil service shipyard where these were good fun among other things. Well I had the device in my field jacket pocket. At a hardware store in a unusually long line because of some asshole and I touched the side of my jacket it went off 3 times. "you're an asshole" was loud and clear! I acted like I had no idea where it came from, everyone else too but we had a snicker :)

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You know, I understand sometimes gas can really mess with your insides... but in situations when you are in public, and can not take the risk of holding it in - the least you could do is apologize and explain your past experiences holding in gas...

No one wants to smell someone elses gaseous expulsions.. least not from someone as ugly as the woman shown in the photo! Now if Rhianna had let one rip in line, people would have been sniffing her ass looking for more...

So it is all relative I guess... Pulling a knife out of embarrassment? Probably not a good idea... But I love drama, even thought I dont.



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Now if Rhianna had let one rip in line, people would have been sniffing her ass looking for more...

 

ROTFLMAO !!!

You were asking for some more famous quotes Shawnee !



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I am sure that will be as welcome as a fart in a submarine.

 



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SELLC wrote:

I am sure that will be as welcome as a fart in a submarine.

 

 Have you watched "Down Periscope" with Kelsey Grammar? Sitting on the bottom, quiet evading sonar and the cook ripped. Now that was hilarious!!!



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SELLC wrote:

You know, I understand sometimes gas can really mess with your insides... but in situations when you are in public, and can not take the risk of holding it in - the least you could do is apologize and explain your past experiences holding in gas...

No one wants to smell someone elses gaseous expulsions.. least not from someone as ugly as the woman shown in the photo! Now if Rhianna had let one rip in line, people would have been sniffing her ass looking for more...

So it is all relative I guess... Pulling a knife out of embarrassment? Probably not a good idea... But I love drama, even thought I dont.

 Had a bachelor uncle loved to fart in the meat isle at markets then tell me he smells rotten meat. Other customers would leave. He'd fart in church too and point to me when someone noticed.



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