You don't want none of that Canadian bacon... it's more like ham, really.
Yeah, never really cared for it. I tried it again a bit ago and it was worse than I remember. I go to my butcher, kick butt bacon. Her bologna, sausage, brats... Mmmmm
No beef farmers around you? They sell beef from their farms. USDA packed and all. Butcher goes to the farm in a trailer and cuts it up. Look on the internet, you may be surprised. I turned my Sis onto doing that last year, all she gets now and comes to her.