PowerStroker wrote:

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So, do you have a history there or why would you be stored in their software. Inquiring minds want to know.

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LOL !

I'd suggest that our host found the "Free Mason" base-ball cap in a $02:00 bin somewhere...Nothing more to it, simply a wardrobe artifact for photo-portraits...

Rastus wrote:

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PowerStroker wrote:

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So, do you have a history there or why would you be stored in their software. Inquiring minds want to know.

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LOL !

I'd suggest that our host found the "Free Mason" base-ball cap in a $02:00 bin somewhere...Nothing more to it, simply a wardrobe artifact for photo-portraits...

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Just like all your other wild-eyed suggestions in this section of the forum, you would be wrong.

-- Edited by SELLC on Sunday 10th of November 2024 12:50:59 AM

What do you mean, PowerStroker?

I practically wrote you a novel of a response worthy of even Rastus' thurst for reading an insane amount of bs!

Okay... I'll admit it!

As I walked to get in my Lyft ride back to MGM, I tossed a cigarette butt in the street because I had no where else to extinguish it. Are you happy? I'm sure they got that on camera too!

Originally I was going to wear my Harley Davidson cap, but there was a crease in the leather from how I stuffed it in my seat corner to keep it from blowing out of the car. I couldn't get the crease out in the amount of time I had, and it looked kind of funky with the right side pinched up like that.

So I had to wear my dark Mason hat... it was given to me by a Master Mason too. 

We both know why I was discriminated against, it's because I'm a hetro man! 

Yes I do believe you deserve a refund for your tickets. Sorry, I somehow missed your earlier post where you went into detail. Having never been to that club before, it must be like you say, the entertainers that night didn't want to deal with you based on prior online experiences with you.

You could try paying cash at the door next time, maybe that would work.

Rastus wrote:

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Yo,

Cameras are everywhere stellar. And people are brainwashed into making movies of other peoples antics via their phones...They even make TV shows out of this footage...The "elite" have even made your phone an all-in-one internet tracking device, that not only tracks your physical movements, but all your photos, messages (txt's), & phone calls, that's then stored via AI computers, & the information sold-off to the highest bidder.

The best options are these...

1. Leave your phone at home when travelling anywhere...

2. Always drive an older vehicle without internet or wi-fi / bluetooth bollox fitted.

3. Keep out of big cities.

4. Avoid disclosing & displaying your political preferences.

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Yes, I have been aware of cameras being everywhere Rastus... and I am sure more and more are being added every single day! Read my post above as it contains more details. And I agree, the information is being sold -- and it all probably pipes thru just a few companies (no doubt one of them is Chinese.) 

R1 - In todays day, leaving home without your phone is pretty much impossible... You got your music on there, your phone, your pager, your GPS -- I mean, outside of going for a walk -- I just don't see how this would be possible unless you were somewhere there is no cell coverage. During the summers when I go camping at the lake it's like that -- no signal! And it's sort of nice because you don't even need to take your phone anywhere, unless you wanted to listen to music already downloaded to the phone -- because again, there is no signal there.

R2 - Got this one covered! My newest vehicle is a 2006 and none of them have that wi-fi or bluetooth fitted.

R3 - This too I have covered mostly... it's rare I visit a big city now days.

R4 - That is easier when it's not a major Presidential election here in the USA! Your party sort of expects you to show support so others will feel safe in doing so too... Also, people have memories -- and they talk. If I was turned away from the show for being a Republican, then that's just some BS right there. 

It would seem that within the next 3-10 days Rachel will lose her Twitter account forever, should she not re-activate... while it's 100% her prerogative -- the fact she would be willing to let her account go down in flames is somewhat mind-boggling to me.

Some serious bitter hate there if it's got anything to do with me, or wearing the bluecheck.

Still, none of my business anymore... HCS and I stand apart right now -- but that is the way they played that hand...

Meanwhile, HCS seems to have the WebCrawlers wrapped up in their "network"... and yeah, they are for sure stronger together -- unlimited if you will. What one dumb bitch don't think of, the other will -- if you will.

And as much as I wanted to leave HCS on the previous page -- for whatever reason PowerStroker and Rastus just weren't gonna let me turn the page that easy.

I dunno -- it's Christmas time! I wanna let these hard hitting b!tches go by the wayside -- but they don't seem to be going out like that... 

Word on the street -- we could see the C8 Corvette thread followed up with another Hollywood adventure -- but who knows about these sorts of things! Eden is still desperate to leave me hanging in LA once more! 

One thing is for sure, Twitter -- BlueSky -- Instagram -- Twitter and everything in between... these chicks are different people depending on which forum you visit.

We got the lace curtian Melissa Stetten and her armada... the HCS dumb b!tch network -- and the B and C list ain't no joke... 

We're ALL stronger together... for better or worse -- till death do us part! Ain't none of us getting out of this life alive! The only question seems to be will we die out alone, or shine on thru our off-spring? I think that's what it's always been about.

This thread has always been about the 13 most interesting women on the internet. I've tried, but I can't find any others like them. 

Guess you gotta get in where you fit in -- and if you don't fit in, be a potato! Everyone loves potatoes!

So... since closing out the "A-List" set of potential suiters it's only fair we move right along... there is really nothing more to say about them, because it's clear that they all have their own things going on -- and are not interested in meeting up IRL or even online clowning around like back in the good 'ole days. So I'll close the chapter for now, but we can check in on them from time to time (on BlueSky) to make sure they are all getting on okay. Most of them have moved behind paywalls of varying sorts, and why not? It's only getting more and more expensive out there!

All that being said, I'm getting close to closing out the "B-List" as well (See page 2 for the B-List)... Eden is really the only person left on the B-List that still seems to keep me hanging on... As we all know, with Stephanie it was over before it even started. I have a lot of respect for a woman that doesn't waste your time when she don't like you. With Stephanie it was a swift passing interaction (a tray of gummy dicks to be exact) and that was it. Blocked right off the bat! LOL

Then of course we have Grabby, whom I still check in on from time to time. She is still amazing looking, although she has really toned down her dress style -- but she's still crazy as ever and still living in NYC. She's still pruning her Twitter and posting up corny humor from time to time, but nothing like the old days. But she more or less blocked me long ago when I name dropped her, which is fine of course -- but that was more or less her own doing as she posted with her real name. Now we just call her Grabby, by request. Fair enough I suppose... I should also mention that X (formerly known as Twitter) no longer allows you to hide you post from people you have blocked. You can't communicate with them, but at least you can still check in on them from time to time and at least make sure they're okay. This is probably why the A-List all locked their accounts on X (formerly known as Twitter) -- so they could hide all their old post. The point is, Grabby is not interested in letting me play in any of her reindeer games. 

And last, but certianly not least -- Sarah Beattie! Who could forget Sarah and her big tits, right? Well apparently everyone -- because she more or less fell off the face of the Earth! (be it round or flat) -- I gather she still lives in Michigan, and may have settled down, but I can't get any first hand account of that. Just some internet posting from someone who claims to know her saying she's okay and is not on social media anymore. She may well still be active from behind the vaulted pay-wall of Only Fans, but I still refuse to join that site -- so I couldn't tell you one way or the other.

So really, all we need is for Eden to shit or get off the pot! LOL, so far she is this threads record holder in many categories -- she currently holds the record for the most amount of cash given to anyone on this thread, hell that record even extends into IRL interactions in my life. Maybe not as much as some past IRL girlfriends -- or Brandee, but for sure the most in this thread and of any other person I have never met in person. She also holds the record for the longest time of not blocking me, save for my old handle FAST14U... yes, she blocked my anonymous profile both on Twitter and Instagram. The one on Twitter was banned back when Jack Dorsey and the Liberals owned it, but my one on Instagram still lives on -- and is still private as promised. I only mention this because she seems to be quite the social media butterfly if you will... In addition to her Verified (by us) X account (formerly known as Twitter), on which by the way she hides her bluecheck whenever she is upset with me for not kissing her ass properly -- she also has Instagram, Facebook, Threads, Substack and BlueSky accounts... all of which I follow her on. 

I had plans of doing a little Holiday getaway to California one last time this year -- but she isn't being receptive and still has never said a single word to me... except that one time she followed me on Twitter (now X). I guess she is ashamed of me, or maybe she just didn't want me DM'n her on Twitter? Who knows, but she has always been a good sport and I admire her ability to put up with assholes! She probably could have a really good career in Hollywood, if she doesn't already. The fact is she would never meet up with me in Hollywood, so I have no idea how she lives her life, or if she works as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. What I do know is when she finally has enough and blocks me, I can move on to the C-List... and that is a almost already half way closed out.

What will I do when I've moved on from these dozen women? I dunno -- maybe I'll spend more time in here, or take Brandee on more trips (Brandee does not like to travel unless it's going to see her kids)... But I've had a pretty good run! There is no need to find another "new dozen" because really these ladies will be hard, if not impossible to beat. Plus the internet seems to be getting more and more fucked up -- and Hollywood is more or less turned into a streaming platform of movies that is more worried about DEI and homosexuality than making anything good like back in the 1980's, 1990's and the early 2000's... Just garbage if you ask me! If you want an example of what I'm talking about just watch any one of Melissa's husband's shows and you'll know. The days of good movies I think has passed, and I think I've touched on this in the past here in this thread -- but it's almost like the industry (Hollywood) is working VERY hard to prevent making any more people "mega famous"... for awhile there in the 80's and 90's your big movie stars would appear in a lot of good films, but as the age of Netflix and streaming has taken hold, they seem quite intent on putting an end to that. Now you just have your old-timers and countless TV show stars that burn out quick when the show gets canceled or comes to an end. 

I wished I had more... but we are enterting a time where things are moving and changing quickly! Some might just say I'm getting old, and while that would not be a lie -- I think what I have said above is accurate. Many things have changed, and not just TV or the Movies! But this is not necessarily a bad thing (to all you young people who may be reading)... sure, a lot has changed in the past 30 years -- but it's still the same game! And while Eden may have jumped the sharks and become the A-List Star of this thread (at this time of writing) it will be interesting to see if our relationship makes it past the new year. I say this because I've already been out to Hollywood TWICE, never mind that I highly doubt that she actually lives in Hollywood -- but the point is that in addition to these trips, I have given quite a substantial amount of money to her trying to garner her attention... but at this point I'm just starting to feel like a chump. Eden has also started to possition herself behind a paywall of sorts (Substack)... and yes, I am a founding member of said "stack"... it's pretty good actually, but it's not exactly the kind of interaction I'm looking for... I'd like to know what she is really like in person! What her day to day hustle looks like... probably more than she is willing to give me, so that is why I'm starting to feel like this "thing" we have is on the rocks. I think she knows that by cutting me loose, she'd just be doing me a favor -- and apparently the idea of doing me any favors is a non-starter for her. So it will be interesting to say the least.

So that's that! This is where we are in my digital existance currently. It's been a hell of a ride, and I've gotten lost a few times along the way myself. Regardless of the past, I still wish everyone in this thread all the best! I mean that! If ever any of them needed my help IRL and I had the ability to help them -- I would! In a heartbeat -- without a second thought! So I don't want any of them thinking that the past 9 pages has been about anything other than getting to know them better! I'd like to think there is a certian "style" that they all share, but for the life of me I can't yet put my finger on it. I guess we will see!

So if I don't post to this thread again before Christmas I want to wish everyone on this thread a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR! And in the event that they don't celebrate Christmas, I wish to extend my deepest and most warm Holiday wishes, along with a prosperous New Year as well! And while IRL this Christmas has been challenging for me (nary a single strand of lights or a tree up) -- without you guys I'd have had a lot of blue-blue Christmas' in years past!

 

 

I'm a gas guzzler by nature, Shawnee!

But I dumped Eden Hannah Dranger tonight... 

I told you this relationship wasn't gonna make it past the holidays! I respect the fact she "thinks she's doing me a favor"... but the bottom line is -- she just can't handle pressure. I suppose I've felt sorry for her, on account of the fact she's a lost-old-soul.

You seem to forget, Shawnee... I don't owe ANYONE in this thread but Brandee. So if anything, they're all bowing to her.

They may come along with their little screen-shots and such -- of things I have said to them in DM, but they would be nothing less than fodder for the original Hilton Love Letters.

I can't help it this new generation ain't got no game! I can't help it that Rastus seems to think I'm living in digital -- when really I'm letting it all hang out IRL! Dumb fuck see's the photos and knows the history! 

I got some new headphones for Christmas -- the Kraken Kitty V2! LOL

What with the ears? They bluetooth headphones?

I think I may have hurt Melissa's feelings with that last post... I dunno -- these podcast women will say just the craziest things in their pod about just about anyone! But when I start clowning around it's like OMG Becky! How could he clown around like that?

I'm in no way mocking Melissa's religion... she's entitled to believe in whoever or whatever she wants! If she were a Pastafarian I'd be photoshopping meatballs and colanders on her head!

Personally, I dig all these ladies -- and how the fuck else am I going to work up some hype around them? People don't want to read about people doing good, or positive productive updates! LOL, WTF? 

If I told you Melissa was actually a good Mom who was married to a good guy and everything was peachy and dreamy -- would anyone care? Would that stick? Would you seek out her podcast? Fuck naw! June Cleaver has been out since "Leave it to beaver"! 

Watching someone grow up on the internet is like going from black and white to color TV! It's nothing to be ashamed of -- you know, getting old.

But who knows... in another 25 years (if we're still alive) we will be living thru the 50's again -- only this time the 2050's! I wonder if retro 1950's fashion, colors and car designs will come back in the 2050's? We just gotta try and hang on long enough to find out!

All things said, it's been a long time since I've ruffled Melissa's feathers -- she's pretty ruthless when she's mad. I call her the "original" because she was the first REAL person to catch my eye on Twitter, outside of Taylor Swift and Paris Hilton -- she's the woman that formed my algorithm -- and I say that because based on my following her back in to 2010's, Twitter started feeding me all the other ladies who appear in this thread (basically all her friends lol)! Well, except for the OG #13

(^^  proof that I'm not just some old dude online who don't get any pussy  ^^)

And there she is... The magnificent OG Brandee Lee Umney! No botox, no plastic, no make-up, no hair dye -- 50+ years old and raised two boys! 

Getting any Brandee Lee eggs would be next to impossible -- so you could say they are priceless, and I was lucky enough to fertalize two of them! Who ever said true love was dead? You don't hear that kind of bullshit in this forum!

In this forum we have passion -- and we say what the fuck we like about whatever the fuck we like! I don't make up stories, I'm not a screen writer! Everything in this thread is based off real life and digital interactions! Even my own opinions.

Some of it's funny, some of it's ugly and most of it from earlier times is downright C-R-A-Z-Y! It takes a lot to shoulder these 13 women! 

Why? Because this place is like the Olive Garden -- "When you're here, you're family!" and yes, Imma bring another basket of bread out! 

I'm a real person too! I go thru real-people shit every day, just like everyone else! I deal with my fair share of assholes online and IRL! 

So if you're in this club and you feel like you're starting to crack under the pressure and the "infamy" -- then just say so! I'd be more than happy to help anyone crawl back under the internet rock from which they came! 

This thread is a mix of everything I thought was the awe of dreamy Hollywood, Fame, and the underground community that was Twitter! Many in this thread are liberal Democrats -- and it was funny as fuck to them when Twitter was run by a lib-tard and I'd get banned.

But now Twitter has been sacked -- and Trump is President! You can't just quit in the middle of the game and take your marbles and go home! Pick yourself up! It's only gonna get worse the older you get! Take it from me! I'm turning 50 this year! LOL

I had to chip off of Frankenstein's fat foot under Obama AND Biden for over a decade! 

And yes, I'm guilty of self medicating (legal recreation stuff) -- so you guys aren't the only crazy bunch of nasties around these parts with your psychologist and prescription medications!

I guess I just feel so unappreciated! And it's just refreshing to come in this thread and joke around like I'm among friends and family -- because outside of fixing cars, and paying bills -- I've got no time for anything else but family and very close friends.

Can't say I'd want it any other way! I'm trying!

I already told you, I'm not a screenwriter! This is more or less reality TV with no brakes!

 

I think Eden is writing for some shit-bag organization ATM... she has become distant and distracted. 

I understand your political content, Shawnee... but in the context of damned if you do, damned if you don't --

I'm back to my original host... which I welcome -- because I can be my original self again!

Which is to say a Leo -- highly compatable with Aries and Libra.

Never mind I'm "kept" by another Leo.

But that's all in the stars -- and who knows what that means to a flat earther like yourself!

 

You'll be a flat earther soon. Remember. Every flat earther is an ex glober. There are no ex flat earthers.

Some great AI stuff on it. They gave 2 AI the order to make arguments for flat earth, the other round earth. They each made 3 arguments. After 3, the glober quit, couldn't provide an argument. Like NO ONE ever has one proof of flat earth. Hint, walking a jet asile and feel wierd is not a proof of anything.

Yes, the "moon' God calls it a night light, describes it and the sun as the greater light.

Try this. Take a flashlight (sun), shine it on a pile of dirt (moon) and see if you get it to reflect.

Oh, didn't work huh.

But the sun shines past earth, hit's the moon and the dirt rock reflects light back to hit earth. All while spinning 1039mph, going around the sun 66,600mph, following the sun thru the milky way at 1/2 milling mph while the milky way is going 2 mil mph. Quite an imagination these NASA quacks have. Scientists said long ago, on film, "the moon is plasma" "you can't go there"

NASA is nothing but control and tying to discredit God's creation. Even Werner Von Braun knew what was up there, on his epitaph. Buzz says "we didn't go there, it's a simulation" The other won't swear on a bible they were there. Oh! you all know and have mentioned the moon landing was a fake. And you believe everything else nasa tells you.

There is perception and there is science/fact/truth. You sound like Rastus. I perceive it is round. Well, I KNOW,,, (not perceive) IT IS NOT AND CAN PROVE IT. No one has proved round earth, ever. Can't.

It's cold out is only a perception. Is it dark or light out? Perceive that.

I guess perhaps I scared Rastus away... and perhaps I pissed off Shawnee.

But hey, fuck em' if they can't take a joke -- right? 

But today is a special day! Our A list #1 -- Melissa Stetten turns 29 today! (wink... wink)

Happy Birthday Melissa Stetten! Hopefully you'll have a great birthday at Chuck E Cheese with the entire family! 

Here are the top 100 songs of 1984

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_1984

No, The Smiths "This night has opened my eyes" did not make the top 100 -- but it was and still is a good tune!

But this was #1 in 1984

Happy Birthday, Melissa!

Welp... I told you Melissa and Eden were on a collision course! And sure as rain -- Eden and I currently (as of the time of this writing) stand apart.

Not because of anything she said or did... but for things she never said or did! I know that sounds fucked up -- but recently the WebCrawlers challenged me (or anyone else for that matter) to find them in Yellowstone, Montana!

It's not like the WebCrawlers to give away ANYTHING for free now days -- much less a free episode! But keep in mind -- this YouTube link above was only provided to paying members! So feel lucky that you even get to see it without paying.

I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore -- I'm just a small time mechanic trying to fix my way thru a global labyrinth of vehicles. I am not bought or "kept"... I'm just some fucking dude trying to make it like the rest of them.

But what I'm saying is that Hollywood is very strange... and apparently the WebCrawlers must have some serious pull to come out on top! Eden didn't even try to fight it -- even though she is a true-blue "natural born" Los Angeleno. 

 

Yes, every since I got my new Mac mini back on 4-8-2025 -- I have been able to swim "deep" into peoples profiles without all the lagging and crashing that went along with my old Mac mini...

I knew Melissa was tough... maybe not tough enough to go up against Brandee -- but she sure as hell doesn't seem to have any problems knocking anyone else's dick in the dirt (mine included).

What I have noticed is a dramatic change in the way the Web Crawlers have changed their shows... anymore they don't fuck around anymore. It's not like the old wild days of Web Crawlers... no!

They now focus on true-crime from over 100 years old! LOL, I don't know what has changed but they have totally cleaned up their act. No more mail-bag episodes, and no more PO Boxes or call in numbers!

I still enjoy the show, and it has cost me quite a bit to bring you that YouTube link above. 

So more or less the WebCrawlers have challenged me to "find" them in Yellowstone Montana! LOL

Perhaps the most intense scene in Yellowstone history... but I can't help but to feel that they want me to show up so they can take me to the train station in Wyoming. 

But never in my wildest dreams did I think Web Crawlers would challenge me to "find" them in Montana! 

Deep down it really reminds me of that movie "City Slickers" more than the TV Show "Yellowstone" -- but you never know... If the "Swiss" born -- relocated to Canada "Martin Gero" wants to square off with me in Montana he can always text me his coordinates (734)459-0007 -- as I'm sure these girls aren't going to Yellowstone alone!

That said, bring that shit! LOL

I miss you Eden... I wish you were strong enough to take on an Aries -- but I got the feeling this saga is FAR from over.

But in reality -- as hard as they are trying to appear between the lines -- their whole trip reminds me more of the movie "City Slickers" than anything.

 

Huh?

SELLC wrote:

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I hate to say it, but everyone got butt hurt once Trump won the election. 

And it's just a shame that we all can't get along!

I've given serious thought to either postponing, or canceling outright my annual Hollywood trip this year -- yes, I know in the fancy parts I visit for 72 hours it's not that bad...

But it seems like every liberal in LA has their head spinning while they vomit pea soup! It's like they have all been possessed by TDS! They're really getting sort of spooky! 

If they are still spooky come October maybe I'll stop over for Halloween? LOL, because I don't know what to say!

 

But if this really is the end of my Hollywood days,

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Well folks... turns out it wasn't the end of my Hollywood days! As promised I made my 72 hour cameo to the sunshine state that started last Monday night at 9pm eastern and seen me arrive at LAX around 11pm pacific time.

As a courtesy I send kite messages out to two women in this thread as a "heads up" that I would be in town. Neither replied, but Eden flat out shut down and crawled under her rock on Twitter the entire duration of my stay.

I would soon learn on this trip that my desire to vacation in California really has nothing to do with our LA women who star in this thread and everything to do with enjoying myself. Who woulda thought?

The entire trip was cooked up Monday night at around 8pm when I had a clearing where I could slip away without anyone getting wise until I was in the air! lol, I love spontaneous, off the cuff vacations -- they just seem more adventurous!

During the flight I paid for the in-flight WiFi and went to work finding a rental car... I really enjoyed the C8 Corvette the last time so I figured why not rent another one? So I booked my reservation on Enterprise for the Corvette.

My pickup time was at 12am Tuesday, and once I arrived at LAX the first thing I did was look for a shop that sold cigarettes because my Lyft driver arrived sooner than I thought and I had very little time to prepare. 

Come to find out most of the stores inside LAX that sell cigarettes were closed -- and the ones still opened claimed they no longer sold cigarettes in the airport! So keep that in mind if you're a smoker flying in to LAX! lol

But oh well, I had already gone almost six hours without a smoke so I'd just wait until I picked up my rental Corvette and get some at a gas station. I got on the Enterprise bus and they took me to the rental office.

Upon arrival there seemed to be a glitch in the reservation, somehow 12am turned into 12pm while in-flight WiFi refreshed and they would not have a Corvette until 12 hours later at noon! I was bummed out!

The agent tried to get me into a few SUV's ranging from BMW's to Maserati's but I just don't care for SUV's... The Enterprise agent asked if I was in a hurry and I told him, not really... even though I wanted a smoke! lol

So the Enterprise rep goes back into the garage and comes back an says, "I got a 2025 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet and while I know it's not the Corvette you wanted I'll knock off $50 per day"...

I thought about it and was not quite sure, then he whipped out his phone and showed me a photo... It was a convertible in white -- and looked pretty sporty so I said "I'll take it!"... They would later give me a $75 credit in addition to the daily discount!

Plus I had the "option" to bring it back at noon and swap it out for the Corvette if I just didn't like it! I thought it was more than fair and I really appreciated them going the extra mile so I felt good and the vibe was back to a positive one.

As I got in the Porsche 911 it took me about five minutes to get aquatinted with the layout of the vehicle... this would be my first time driving a newer Porsche -- let alone a 911. After getting my phone synced and the top retracted I headed to a gas station.

I got my pack of cigarettes but decided it probably wouldn't be a good idea to be smoking at a gas station -- then I seen a Jack in the box restaurant across the street so I pulled in there to park and smoke a few cigarettes.

As I was smoking I couldn't help but admire the curves of the 911! Across the street was an outdoor nightclub that was straight pounding modern hip-hop that only seemed to enhance the ambiance of the moment.

After my third chain smoked cigarette it started to sink in -- I WAS ON VACATION! And it felt like a lot of my stress melted away in that Jack in the box parking lot! 

Of course, now I had just one more problem to overcome -- no hotels offered check in until noon! I would be a vagrant in LA for another 11 hours! Albeit, a vagrant in a $140,000 2025 Porsche 911! 

So I decided to head on over to Hollywood and get something to eat... something about Jack in the box just wasn't what I wanted to eat for my first meal in LA... a short ride later I was in the heart of Hollywood!

This was my first time flying into LAX late at night and I soon realized most places to eat had long since been closed -- then I remembered that the Tesla Diner was open 24 hours so I headed there for a bite to eat, just to check it out.

Upon pulling into the parking lot at almost 3am there were nothing but Tesla's charging -- but the movie screens were still playing. It was at that time that a Tesla Diner security guard approached me in the parking lot.

He informed me that only Tesla's could park in the lot! He also said the diner was closed for inside dining... he then told me "If you had a Tesla you could still order food up to 4am while charging thru the Tesla in-car app"...

Great -- not only was I getting kicked out, dude put a little stink on it by letting me know since I was driving a Porsche -- I could not order any food! LOL! Total BS! Typical Elon Musk and Tesla!

I asked the guy "I thought this place was open 24 hours!?" to which he replied "It is, but just for charging after 4AM"... 

At this point I was starting to get a little hangry so I broke down an routed my destination for McDonalds in West Hollywood. Screw it -- everyone else was closed! It was just down the street anyway!

The security guard at McDonald's was really cool and said "The inside is closed but you're welcome to use the drive thru and eat in the parking lot! By the way, nice car!"

That was all I needed to hear so I pulled into the drive thru and got me some food. Wouldn't you know it, once I got parked and my food out -- Brandee called and wanted to bend my ear! lol

After that it was starting to feel pretty late, so I checked my watch (which I kept set on Eastern Michigan time)

 

It was past 6am Michigan time (3am Cali time) and after eating I was starting to feel tired. I decided the best place to get a power nap would be up in the Hills of Hollywood underneath the Hollywood sign in some park or side street...

I arrived in the Hills, to a beautiful sight!

I passed out for a few hours and woke up to move around a few times as not to draw attention to myself -- if that was even possible in this car. lol

Once the sun started to come up I decided to get my traditional Hollywood sign photos out of the way... 

I don't know how I missed this sign below at night, but I felt glad I didn't get bit while taking a pee in the bush during the wee hours in the morning.

With the Hollywood sign in my rear-view, I was feeling much better after a few naps in the Hills... but I still needed something to take the edge off! Thankfully in Hollywood they have lots of little shops that open at 8am to take the edge off. 

This particular shop below was on "High-land" road. I thought it was a nice touch. lol

Usually I visit The Pineapple Express on Vine but for whatever reason they were temporarily closed during this visit. No worries, if there is one thing Hollywood has a lot of, it's these shops above! lol

 

 

So the elevator takes me down to my favorite smoking spot with a view and I can't help but admire the look of the Porsche 911 Carrara Cabriolet. It was at this point I realized I had totally forgotten to swap out the 911 for the Vette! It wasn't required that I did, rather an "option" they afforded me... turns out the Porsche was pretty nimble in the hills of Hollywood so I just decided to keep it for the duration of the trip. Why the hell not, a little research showed that it was a $140,000 vehicle, some $50,000 more than the Corvette and I was getting it for a discounted rate! As usual they let me park in the Diamond parking spot by the front door once more! 

By this time I had a few and I was ready to smoke in my nook taking in the view! Except for one MAJOR PROBLEM! My effing lighter died! LOL

I took the elevator back upstairs to the front desk and asked the guy where I could buy a lighter or if they had a pack of matches... the front desk guy looked at me with a grin similar to that of the grinch front desk guy on Home Alone 2 and said,

"Sir, I do not have any matches, and we do not sell lighters! This is a non-smoking hotel!"

Needless to say he didn't get a tip! LOL

So now I was in a jam... I was going to have to visit my Ventura Boulevard store well after the sun went down! AND, I had already had a few!

Fook it! I got in my Porsche, cranked up the stereo and started recording! LOL, why the hell not!

A few turns and straights and I was back in my diamond parking spot -- back in business!

By this time I couldn't help but to wonder how much more fun I would be having if my so-called friend Eden stopped by to visit. But it didn't matter much at that point because I was pouring them tall and puffing them down!

It was after that I went back upstairs and started to notice everyone in the hotel was awfully Jewish looking! (careful what you wish for)

It appeared they had a late night crew setting up for a wedding and the guest had started to check in! It was at this time I asked for a late checkout at the front desk and was informed that the entire Hotel was being booked out for said Jewish wedding.

I couldn't help but to wonder if Eden would be a guest at said wedding! But then it hit me -- I'd be needing to find new digs for tomorrow night as I didn't feel like sleeping in the Hills once again! lol

Didn't matter -- I'd deal with it tomorrow! LOL, back up the room for more drinks! 

The cool thing about the Hilton was that they had the MTV Classic station and they were playing bangers ALL NIGHT LONG! 

After drinking and smoking my fill I ordered some room service to soak it all up.

The Wagyu burger was excellent -- even better than the Tesla burger and almost the same price with tip! (just kidding it was much more) LOL

Determined to get up in time to take advantage of my free continental breakfast I set my alarm on my phone... which shockingly actually woke me up! lol 

It was a new day and I'd have to find some new digs after breakfast!

By this time the entire lobby was about 80% Jewish people, none of them Eden... I went to the elevator to go have another smoke after breakfast and when the door opened there was literally the hottest Jewish girl I had ever seen in the flesh!

She was so effing hot I was tempted to ask her boyfriend (in traditional black suit, corn rolls, and hat) to take a photo of us! LOL, but cooler heads prevailed as she bent over and pulled out a baby from a carriage just behind him! 

Oh well, the trip was still young! Maybe Eden would finally come see me?

After my smoke I went back up to my room, took a quick shower -- gathered my things and checked out at about 10:59am (a half hour before final checkout).

So I took the elevator back down to the parking garage and decided to cruise the Beverly Hills with the top down before looking for another hotel.

The entire day was going great! I was really starting to feel like I was on a good vacation -- even though Eden was relishing in her THIRD act of standing me up in Hollywood!

So I decided to go up to the top floor to check out the pool rooftop view.

I got a Ghostbusters shirt because it's getting close to Halloween -- it was a big hit... lots of comments and engagements. It was also an inside dig at Eden, as if to say "No more ghosting, b!tch!" lol

The elevator arrived up atop the 12th floor and when I exited -- the view was spectacular!

Not only that, I had the entire roof to myself! Everyone else was downstairs drinking at the bar with all the beautiful women -- or sleeping. Lest we forget it was a Wednesday night, and not the weekend.

I can only imagine how crazy it must get on the weekends.

Still the night lights had set in and the views were stunning! The night was still young!

About this time I decided to head up to my room and put my room service order in before the kitchen closed. I was in no condition to be walking Hollywood Boulevard at midnight looking for food! lol

So I goes back up in my room and started checking out all the in-room food when I come across "The Love Box"

It was at this moment I knew that I really was at a swanky hotel! LOL, the last time I seen one of these I got robbed by a hooker for $1,500 cash at the Shelborne Hotel in Miami!

It was also another reminder to get that room service order in! I placed my order for some Wagyu sliders -- I really wanted some steak but I had waited too long and it was more or less burgers or health food.

The food arrived promptly and I had a few nibbles before going back down to the lobby for drinks and smokes. At this point I had pretty much forgotten about Eden, and any other worldly problems for that matter. lol

After getting my drink and smoke on I decided to head back up to the room and finish off my sliders. When I entered the room I realized all of the lights and blinds were on some fancy switches -- half of which I couldn't find!

I was so drunk I couldn't even figure out how to use the electric blinds -- and it seemed like two people on the upper balcony were watching me in the room! I tried to turn off the lights but I couldn't even figure that out!

So I figured, screw it! Then went about my business and ate my food. I slept with my clothes on because I could never figure out how to close them electric blinds! LOL

The next morning I woke up well rested, in my clothes and no hang-over thanks to the sliders! So I threw on my LA cap and went down for a morning cigarette.

Upon exiting the lobby I noticed my rented Porsche was still up front, but had lost rank to a Lamborghini Urus

 

Ah well... always someone more bad ass! ha-ha

As I was enjoying my cigarette on Argyle street I looked up at the balcony where the people were watching me the night before... turns out I was so wasted it was really just a couple of ferns or baby palms! LOL

When I got back up to the room I checked again -- and yep!

They were plants all along!

Feeling better, I decided to take another nap because I had a free late 4pm check out and then take a shower before I'd head to Santa Monica to gaze at the ocean before I'd head back to LAX to return the Porsche and catch my flight home.